From the recording 1980's misc

OK.... sarcasm at its peak (for me).  I wrote it when I was still a teenager, and I guess I just ran with it - tongue in cheek - to the bitter end.

A pop song with an attitude.  Kinda funny.  I kinda like the staccato middle-8 ('Charles and Chauncy, Morgan and Rick....') and the part about all the commercial products being 'flogged' on the airwaves.

Finally, there's a wickedly AWFUL guitar solo that was recorded before I knew how to tune my guitar, and a fairly amusing fake-English accent designed to enhance some of the punkish attitude. 

Embarrassing... but who among us was above reproach at 19?  WHO??