Holy mama. A complete musical joke. I tried to throw in every stereotypical funk element I could think of, including:
1) Heavy use of cowbell
2) Wah-wah guitar
3) Horn stabs
4) Low-pitched and high-pitched vocals
5) Slap bass
6) Funky-assed screams
7) Street slang
8) References to 70's-era clothing
9) Cheesy analog synthesizer sounds
10) Fake studio laughter
11) Saying the word 'Yeah' rather often
 
Pure insanity.  And yet so much fun.
 
(FYI - The abrupt ending is legit, occurring when the tape ran off the spool of my 4-track reel-to-reel machine)

For the record, I actually do have quite a soft spot for funk, r&b, and even disco. You should see my collection of Isley Brothers records...